Monday, September 7, 2009

I - Serious Drug Problems in S.F.

Crack keeps Bay Bridge closed in San Francisco

All I can say is that I hope the guy writing the headline has a sense of humor! The article should read something like:

"Traffic was halted for several hours today across San Francisco's Bay Bridge while two drug dealers tried to collect all the lost rocks from their stash. What started as a minor fender-bender ended as a day-long traffic jam when one of the drivers accidentally spilled a large bag of crack cocaine when he got out of his car to swear at the other driver who had clipped him. As bystanders realized that there was crack all over the bridge deck they tried to grab as much as they could, prompting the original dealer's partner to leap from the car brandishing a 9mm handgun to try to reclaim the drugs. Confusion and chaos ensued. Film at eleven..."

Or maybe there are structural problems with the bridge...

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